"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/31/2018 at 15:41 • Filed to: Bumble, Dating, Being Ugly and Bad
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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
05/31/2018 at 15:41 • Filed to: Bumble, Dating, Being Ugly and Bad | 5
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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> For Sweden
05/31/2018 at 15:48 |
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yup
nerd_racing
> For Sweden
05/31/2018 at 15:49 |
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I dated a girl I met on Bumble for a few months. Turns out she never stopped looking even though we both committed to being exclusive. So that didn’t go so well.
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For Sweden
> nerd_racing
05/31/2018 at 15:51 |
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Continuous improvement is a good quality though
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> nerd_racing
05/31/2018 at 15:53 |
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I’ve been married 29 years and it keeps getting better.
Netflix & chill...
Nick Has an Exocet
> For Sweden
05/31/2018 at 16:06 |
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You mean women don’t find my wrenching sexy?
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For Sweden
> Nick Has an Exocet
05/31/2018 at 16:08 |
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No one does
farscythe - makin da cawfee!
> For Sweden
05/31/2018 at 16:09 |
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thank fuck i got married before i had to rely on the interwebs to sell meself
i dont have any redeeming qualities that sell on first impression
im not much to look at... im quiet when im not being gruff or rude
and occasionally i’ll walk in to your cubicle just so i can cock a leg and fart in your general direction
its a miracle i found anyone
(course she occasionally walks up to me just so she can cock a leg and fart in my general direction....... so maybe i just lucked in )
RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
> Nick Has an Exocet
05/31/2018 at 16:11 |
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err ... depends what you’re wrenching on, maybe
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Nick Has an Exocet
> For Sweden
05/31/2018 at 16:12 |
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Nick Has an Exocet
> RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
05/31/2018 at 16:13 |
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Exocet and a Miata.
nermal
> For Sweden
05/31/2018 at 16:18 |
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I never understood Bumble. Is being too much of a weenie to initiate conversation with a girl a redeeming quality?
If you can’t be the one to start the first conversation, what other things can’t you do? Squash scary bugs? Change light bulbs? Mow the lawn? Get a job and provide for a family? Beat up other kid’s dads?
People should think things through.
E90M3
> For Sweden
05/31/2018 at 16:19 |
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Who needs companionship when you have two BMWs?
BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
> nermal
05/31/2018 at 16:23 |
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I don’t get it either. And none of the girls I matched with on there ever started a conversation either...
Also, wouldn’t it be better if everybody is equal, and it doesn’t matter who starts the conversations....
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For Sweden
> nermal
05/31/2018 at 16:24 |
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If a man is scared of initiating conversation, he’s not online dating.
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For Sweden
> E90M3
05/31/2018 at 16:24 |
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#Truth
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nermal
> BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
05/31/2018 at 16:46 |
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It’s probably your pictures.
Have you considered photoshopping your face onto a picture of Baywatch-era The Hoff and using that?
interstate366, now In The Industry
> For Sweden
05/31/2018 at 17:25 |
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Took me about a decade to find the right girl online.
E92M3
> nerd_racing
05/31/2018 at 17:50 |
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That’s what I would be afraid of. Are you supposed to ask her to delete the app? Once people get used to using an app everyday, it becomes a habit.
I had a girl ask me if I deleted Tinder during our 2nd lunch date. Lol What? No! I barely know you crazy. NEXT!
wafflesnfalafel
> For Sweden
05/31/2018 at 21:17 |
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barn dances made things easier...
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For Sweden
> wafflesnfalafel
05/31/2018 at 21:36 |
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I want and app that helps me find barn dances
Spanfeller is a twat
> For Sweden
05/31/2018 at 22:39 |
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Hey, you get enough social interaction from being at the mechanic so often.
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nerd_racing
> For Sweden
06/01/2018 at 07:32 |
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So is the ability to make a decision and stand by it.
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nerd_racing
> E92M3
06/01/2018 at 07:34 |
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Yeah, I had no idea how to bridge that. At the time when I saw it I didn’t think anything of it because we had a really great few months up to that point.
Yeah second date is not the time to talk about that.
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nerd_racing
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/01/2018 at 07:35 |
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wives don’t just grow on trees here. But yeah that’s the goal anyway.
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> nerd_racing
06/01/2018 at 12:51 |
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Where is “here?”
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nerd_racing
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/01/2018 at 13:34 |
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about 45 minutes south of Buffalo NY.
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> nerd_racing
06/01/2018 at 14:36 |
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I thought maybe you were talking about Yellowknife or someplace...
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nerd_racing
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/01/2018 at 15:03 |
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Look up Collins NY. It’s pretty sparse. And then there’s the “he’s gotta have a truck” factor. And I’m over here with my Autozam.
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> nerd_racing
06/01/2018 at 15:09 |
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What’s your age? What do you do? I’m a 53-YO middle school math teacher.
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nerd_racing
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
06/01/2018 at 15:16 |
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30 year old Engineering Manager.
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> nerd_racing
06/01/2018 at 16:16 |
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Well, for the guys they want, if you’re not that guy, then they can’t very well be your girl.